I nearly died laughing. I was out in public and I had to stifle it … although I think it would have been better to let it out since I KNOW I sounded VERY odd stifling a guffaw:
“Among other items in my rucksack were Kleenex, a couple of coconut-raisin protein bars, and foil packets of lemon-scented moist towelettes. My packing priorities had seemed entirely sensible at the time. If I plummeted thirteen floors onto the roof of the elevator cab, at least I would be able to blow my nose, have a last snack, and scrub my hands, thereby avoiding the indignity of dying with snotty nostrils and sticky fingers.”
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